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Joke of the Day
"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions."
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"Really hope autocorrect altered that last text because if not my mom's taking my little brother to a Christian rape concert tonight."
"I only get laid because of who I am... A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP"
"So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded....."
"I'm not apathetic, I prefer emotionally constipated."
"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."
"Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 5 bucks His dad replies, ""4 dollars? What would you need 3 dollars for??"""
"Sucking dick is demeaning De meaning of life"
"A man in front of me dropped $20 I picked it up and asked myself, what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."