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Joke of the Day
"Sucking dick is demeaning De meaning of life"
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"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."
"Adolescent Sex Limerick There once was a girl named Sue, who really knew how to screw. She would grab my little dick, make it as hard as a stick then ride it until I blew."
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"Hey hot single dads; I wanna call you daddy too."
"I told my doctor I was addicted to Twitter He said ""I don't follow you"""