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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them."

"She can't wrestle... But I'd love to see her box."

"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"

"Q: Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague? A: He was looking for a Czech mate."

"I'll eat when I'm dead - zombies"

"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"

"If you want to hide your face, go out naked."

"Guess what came in the mail today? I did. I ran out of napkins."

"My throat has been sore ever since I ate that tin of beef. I think it felt a little horse. Thank you. Tip your waitress."

"If by ""fetching"" you mean ""looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog"" then yes I look fetching."