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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them."
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"Self checkouts are great if you're in a hurry or don't want to pay for everything."
"I always use chloroform when stealing a child. Really puts the ""nap"" in ""kidnap""."
"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"
"Opinions are like assholes.. Everybody's got one; Most of them aren't that pretty; and No one needs another one."
"Why did the black man wipe his ass? Niggers and poo are the same thing!!!!!"
"[boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: ""fireplace"" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now"
"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""
"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."
"What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air? Lets get right into the noose."