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Joke of the Day

"A man in front of me dropped $20 I picked it up and asked myself, what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."

"Did you hear about the girl who caught the STD Pokemon? She got a Vulvasore!"

"*accidentally answers phone call* *pretends to be answering machine*"

"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! haha funny fun pun so funny joke haha (upvote this) haha lol =)"

"What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common? A dick in a box"

"Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?"

"I feel sorry for people who's middle names start with V... Their first and last names are always fighting."

"What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot."

"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."