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Joke of the Day

"I learned how to yodel -Knock knock. --Who's there? -Yoda lady. --Yoda lady who? -Good job yodeling!"

"What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts? She's a spitter, not a swallower."

"I lost my mood ring.. I'm not sure how i feel about this."

"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."

"I wanted to major in marine biology but those guys get pretty upset when you follow them into the latrine with a tape measure."

"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing!"

"2015 was an odd year It will all even out this year though"

"Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court"

"You should invest in Helium It's only going to go up!"

"I'm trying not to get an erection... But it's hard."