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Joke of the Day
"Can you eat me out? What are you doing?! I just wanted some of your pot brownie."
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"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."
"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"
"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"(Anxiety/Depression joke) I'm always exhausted... except for my nervous energy."
"Hot Dads in ur Area Are Disappointed in ur Browser History Especially the One ur Watching Right Now With Midgets Dressed Like Dinosaurs"
"Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake."
"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."
"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."
"Roses are red. Wine is red. Poems are hard. Wine."