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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty"
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"A pharmaceutical company in Canada is offering $47 billion to buy the company that makes Botox. People at Botox were pretty excited I mean, you should've seen the look that wasn't on their faces."
"What's the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it'll rip your fucking face off."
"How do you treat a pain in the ass? Take an asprin."
"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."
"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"
"Excuse me, Santa, but I still haven't received the first ""ho"" you promised me."
"My wife said she wanted to see ""Fifty Shades Of Grey"". So I showed her a picture of her hair."
"Wanna read a Joke? Women's Rights"
"Every week I buy healthy fruits & vegetables and every week I throw out spoiled fruits & vegetables because I like steak."