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Joke of the Day
"Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car? Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked."
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"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"
"You say tomato, I say summertime snowball."
"""Oh, look! She's drinking vodka, let's kill her!"" - Spiral staircases"
"Ive never seen a pregnant Chinese lady."
"A horse walks into a bar... ...the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""I have AIDS."""
"Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite."
"the best part about kissing a girl is that fun little 30yr build-up right before it happens"
"What's the slowest boat? A snail boat"
"Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. [X Post from r/Fantasy] They're both cauldron."