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Joke of the Day
"What is the world's fastest land animal? The Ethiopian chicken"
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"There's Gold in them teeth! - Prospector in a rap studio"
"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."
"Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."
"What's funnier than a turd burg? Two turd burgs, fuck face!"
"Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing"
"I'm agender and that gender is male"
"Lizzie Borden had a couple of really good lifehacks."
"What do Jews get at night during the holocaust? Not z's"
"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"