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Joke of the Day
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf Hitler have in common? They both died before finishing a race."
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"""A car I've never seen before just parked outside. We're gonna die CAN YOU HEAR ME Jesus Christ you're not listening to me I said..."" - Dogs"
"An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate... /r/Jokes"
"What is more powerful than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have it, if you eat it, you will die? Diarrhoea"
"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
"I'm not heartless, I've just learned how to use my heart less..."
"JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business."
"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."
"Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it."
"Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change? Because they were vaccinated as children."