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Joke of the Day
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf Hitler have in common? They both died before finishing a race."
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"Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One doesn't scream when you put it in an oven"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !"
"TEAM DEATHMATCH Comment if you understand the reference."
"No thanks, granola bars with no chocolate in them"
"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."
"What do ducks smoke? Quack!"
"When men say ""I'm fine"" they actually mean it. Weirdos."
"Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?"