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Joke of the Day

"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."

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"Askreddit without the textbox."
"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."
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"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"
"There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway, She was found dead of starvation the next morning."
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"Really Google auto-complete? You really think I want to search for 'hardcore poem'???"