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Joke of the Day

"Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it."

"What's the worst thing about a September harvest? Finding a plane in your field."

"A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills."

"An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... ... and the barman says ""What do you think this is, some kind of joke?"

"The pirate missing a hand was looking for a replacement. I suggested the second hand store"

"Germany are welcoming refugees like war heroes because they had never had the chance to welcome the real thing. I'm mean."

"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"

"(OC) what kind of headphones does Rhianna wear? Beats by kanye"

"What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!"

"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"