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Joke of the Day

"Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it."

"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."

"You're a unit of power Harry ""Im a watt?"""

"What do you call two men from Paraguay? Par a guays! "

"I figured out why we abbreviate BlowJob with BJ 'cuz it's a mouthful"

"Stay out of sight - Lei Lo"

"Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing? In case he gets a hole in one."

"A travelling salesman gets into a self driving car. ""Oh shit"" says the car"

"What is flat, at the center of the universe, and warming?"

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... Then in a table, then in a chair..."