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"""i before me, excepts after we.."" - gollum in elementary school"
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"[Morning after wedding] *dead husband lies on bed* PRAYING MANTIS: [On phone] Mom *sobs* it happened again MOM: Ok hurry up and eat his body"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? Dr.Dre"
"You really gotta hand it to short people... Because we can't reach it."
"OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '"
"How do you think the unthinkable? Run your thip into an ithberg"
"Do you ever smoke after sex? I don't know, I never look."
"""is that blood or ketchup?"" ketchup ""how is that even possible?"" *surgeon stops making incision* I don't know"
"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating? OMg"