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Joke of the Day
"Do you ever smoke after sex? I don't know, I never look."
Next Joke
"Daughter: Dad do Zombies exist? Dad: No dear they're people wearing lots of makeup. Daughter: Oh like mommy? Dad: Close enough."
"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"
"""I'm just gonna pull on weird animal parts until something comes out that I can drink"" -guy who discovered milk"
"So I know this guy who is addicted to brake fluid... He says he can stop anytime."
"I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever."
"Someone told me flowers had sex organs... ....what a load of Poppycock!"
"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."
"I'm tired of people complaining about trumps policies... so I decided to detail them out here"
"Did you hear about the Polish assassin that blew up cars for a living? He burns his lips on the tail pipes."