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Joke of the Day

"OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '"

"Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods"

"A mexican walks into a wall, what breaks first? His lawnmower. A jew runs into a wall, what breaks first? His nose."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked the problem out with a pencil."

"I wanted to be a palaeontologist, but my parents said there was no future in it"

"Somewhere in the world, there's a real Nigerian Prince who wants to share his millions of dollars but can't find a beneficiary."

"Where do bears go after smoking some weed? Hibearnation"

"Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut? He's all right now!"

"I was pondering life with the cat wizard... Then he said something that gave me paws."

"What's the difference between the 3 Stooges and my penis? Girls don't laugh at the 3 Stooges"