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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? Dr.Dre"

"How did Reddit not fell down yet? I mean, it is only hanging by threads..."

"Why did team USA get a silver in Men's Diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."

"""It's our third date and you still wear that shirt?"" Honey, this all they have in prison."

"After Michael jackson died.. They melted all the plastic from his face. They took the plastic and made toys. So the kids can play with him for a change."

"I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds ""by mouth"" on the prescription label."

"[tv ad] Hey folks, this is Don Key! Come on down to Key's Automotive for.. uh- [camera still rolling] holy shit .. donkey. my name is donkey"

"Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks? They were hoisted by their own Picard."

"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."

"Australians don't have sex.. ...they mate."