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Joke of the Day
"Where should you go if you lost a corner? To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs."
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"Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up."
"I've got a new job. I'm helping out a one-armed typist whenever she needs to type a capital letter. It's shift work"
"Loved Inception. It took me to exotic places I could never visit in real life, like the first class cabin of an airplane."
"You can lead a horse to water... but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite ice cream? Walls Vanilla Carte D'or - It's not Mexican! (*I am going to hell for this!)"
"Once I did a presentation on George Washington & was asked when he died, but I never looked it up, so I said ""He's alive in all of us today"""
"Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke? Mahalo bro lights."
"I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times"
"I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans... ... Since they freed the slaves"