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Joke of the Day

"I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times"

"How do you know a joke is a repost? It's on the front page"

"When I'm bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: ""You should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here. PS: I love you."""

"Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer? He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!"

"A man walks into a bar... Ow"

"Yesterday I clicked on 10 Things You Didn't Know About Denny's and number one was ""It used to be called Danny's."" get OUT of here"

"Whoa. There are books on TAPE? Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives."

"where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives."

"Sex ed in Texas"

"I like to think that hobos that talk to themselves are just recording a podcast."