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Joke of the Day
"Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke? Mahalo bro lights."
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."
"*in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses to turn back into glasses* i'll see you ladies inside"
"Bunny Farts What's invisible and smells like carrots?"
"What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas? ...Cancer"
"What do you call a divorced FBI agent? Fed-Ex"
"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up? A high low small medium at large."
"I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like ""polar vortex"" to tell us that it is cold during winter..."
"The one time I actually wanted to use the word ""duck"" in a text... and my phone autocorrects it to ""fuck"". What the duck."
"I hope this new health care bill also includes every American's right to a lollipop after leaving the doctor."