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Joke of the Day
"I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans... ... Since they freed the slaves"
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"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""
"Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter? Must have Asian parents."
"My Arabic neighbours are expecting.....they are having Ha-bibi."
"Give a man a bed, he'll sleep for a day Put a landmine in the bed, and he'll sleep for the rest of his life"
"Border collies are not very inbred... You know what dogs *are* inbred? Hotdogs."
"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."
"BARENKATAPULT!"
"whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler Michael Phelps can finish a race"
"Why did the hipster die? someone told him billions of people were alive."