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Joke of the Day

"You can lead a horse to water... but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3."

"If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back."

"Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!"

"What does eating a chick out and being in the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm"

"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."

"Xanax: For Hispanic attacks."

"And as they were eating, Jesus took content and linked to it, giving it to his disciples, and said, 'Take, eat; this is my brand'"

"Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes I found it very absorbing."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the award? He was out standing in his field."