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Joke of the Day

"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""

"My girlfriend told me I look ""uncool"" with a bike helmet on... Well you know I'd rather look uncool than fall and split my head open during sex."

"-hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool."

"There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"I let a blind man borrow some money the other day He said he'll pay me back the next time he saw me"

"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"

"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"

"Whoa whoa, calm the fuck down Swiffer commercials, you're a wet paper towel on a stick."

"I got a resume from a kid with the last name ""Arriola"". I'm bringing him in for an interview solely to make nipple jokes."