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Joke of the Day

"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""

"Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver."

"I find that women in nightclubs are like toilets in nightclubs They're either engaged or vacant and some of them are disabled"

"So anyway, this guy calls a plumber... ""Hey, plumber, I gotta leak in my basement."" Plumber says, ""Go ahead fellow, it's your basement."""

"Why does it smell of tires? There are two black people fighting."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they do is complain that the lightbulb won't screw them"

"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling."

"When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan."

"Why can't the T-rex clap its hands? Because it's dead."