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Joke of the Day
"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"
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"Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Germany."
"My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance"
"Why do hens sit on eggs? because they're too poor to afford chairs."