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Joke of the Day

"If you lose your hearing,... is it ear replaceable?"

"3:Mommy why do I have to wear a coat, it's not that cold out!? Me:So other Moms don't judge me and talk shit, Buddy."

"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."

"Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump"

"Cute neighbor mows her lawn almost naked, so I sneak over there at night and sprinkle Miracle-Gro all over her yard.. costly but so worth it"

"Didn't will.i.am once say he was going to make a car? well.he.isn't"

"I've been dating a homeless woman recently and I think it's getting serious... She's asked me to move out with her..."

"I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular."

"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""

"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"