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Joke of the Day

"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"

"Why did the duck leave the dancefloor? He didn't want to get down on it."

"Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't."

"Why don't you see any slow black people? They're all in jail."

"The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now."

"I get caught zipping my pants up while standing beside the turkey just one time, and suddenly she never needs help in the kitchen anymore"

"What did the gassy mummy say to the other gassy mummy? ""We have toots in common"""

"If I ever visit Japan, the first thing I'll do is run through those paper walls pretending I'm the Kool-Aid man."

"What is hard to get from Straight men? Straight answers about relationships."

"Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights."