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Joke of the Day
"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"
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"i bet white supremacists just get off on the charcoal briquettes turning white."
"Why is Ohio State's basketball team so good? ~~Because they have great shooters~~ Because they drive and cut extremely well Thanks for nothing /r/news!"
"You and your happiness can go straight to Walmart. Or whereever your ""hell"" is."
"So I sucked an ass this morning. I mean, everyone eats thier animal crackers differently."
"Would you get your phone if you dropped it in a toilet? 1996: eww that's gross 2016: head first without thinking"
"Don't go over-analyzing my statuses. If I made sense all the time I wouldn't need to be here so much."
"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."
"I'm bored. Who wants to fall in love with me until they find someone better?"
"Ok, I have two short jokes and one long joke... Joke joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"