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Joke of the Day

"50 condoms A guy at the convenience store asked the cashier for 50 condoms. Two girls in line behind him started snickering, so he turned around, looked them dead in the eyes, and said, ""Make it 52!"""

"What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self) Semi retarded."

"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"

"Rugby... if it was easy, it would be called your mom."

"Why doesn't anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait..."

"Unknown numbers calling and leaving 3 seconds of silence as a voicemail is the greatest unsolved mystery of my life."

"What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!"

"You can really scare someone when you yell ""Peek-a-boo!"". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room."

"[party] What exactly does BYOB mean? ""Bring your own beer"" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat"

"My favorite pick-up line: Hey girl, my name is Tony. You know what that is backwards? Y not."