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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!"
Next Joke
"What fish is made of only two sodium ions? 2 Na :D"
"humpy dumpy yo mom is like humpy dumpy first she gets hump then she gets dumped"
"What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars? Ones green and the other is black"
"Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field"
"Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke."
"My credit card was stolen today I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it. So far he's spending way less than my wife does."
"How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon? 3edgy5me"
"I'm going to attempt to dehydrate myself for the depravity contest. I hope I win thirst prize."
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee."