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Joke of the Day
"Rugby... if it was easy, it would be called your mom."
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"I was reading a book about Anti-Gravity I just couldn't put it down"
"What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater."
"BOSS: There's limited parking at the event so we are going to carpool ME (pulling a pair of floaties out of my desk drawer): oh hell yeah"
"I'll have you know that my penis was once in the guinness book of world records... But then the librarian yelled at me and made me leave the library."
"Why did the Chicken cross road? With rice."
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor and the doctor says ""Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have a Cataract""... The Asian man turns to the doctor and says ""No, I have uh Rincoln Continentar"""
"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."
"I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs."
"I entered 10 puns into a contest last week. Do you know how many won? No pun in ten did."