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Joke of the Day

"[party] What exactly does BYOB mean? ""Bring your own beer"" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat"

"What is OJ Simpson's password on his computer? Slash, slash, backslash, escape."

"I was bullied in high school by the X men. No, not the group of crime fighting mutants, but a bunch of transgender females who were better at sports than I was."

"All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now."

"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"

"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."

"Always trust your dog's first impression of someone."

"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""

"Where do homeless people read about their friends deaths? In the hobobituaries"

"Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman"