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Joke of the Day

"You can really scare someone when you yell ""Peek-a-boo!"". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room."

"Why do lawyers have so much anal sex? Because they are fucking assholes."

"Two cows are standing on a hill.... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, aren't you worried about mad cow disease?"" The other replies, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!"""

"12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!"

"Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done."

"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"

"Kesha dropping the $ sign from her name just shows how bad the economy really is"

"A drinking game where you do a shot every time you are prompted to update Adobe"

"What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles"

"Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with."