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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"

"What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."

"What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"

"What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids? Moussaka"

"Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?"

"Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that ""Scheherezade"" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: ""Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"""

"Here's one for you 369"

"Wife opening mail to spouse: ""The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'"

"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""