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Joke of the Day

"My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."

"How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares."

"Why can you see through Bruce Jenner? Because he is a trans-parent."

"What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish? His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!"

"What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common? They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums."

"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."

"Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond? He was taking a sheet."

"Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?"

"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."