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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares."

"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore"

"I really love Bruce Willis. I have all of his movies, hundreds of posters, and multiple autographs You might say that I'm a die-hard fan"

"If your parents say, ""You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up"", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman."

"Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents."

"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."

"I always failed to understand how boomerangs worked until the other day i threw one then it hit me"

"Why was the Winemaker arrested Because he was a serial grapist!"

"I always eat duck with a few slices of cheap bread, because I know they would've enjoyed it."