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Joke of the Day

"Why can you see through Bruce Jenner? Because he is a trans-parent."

"Slipped on black ice today, I thought it was regular ice at first, but when I stood up, my wallet was gone."

"Who laughs the last? The one who you have to explain the joke to."

"Her: ""I'm Romanian"". Me: Like the lettuce?!"

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... and then it's fun and games with no depth perception."""

"My Mexican friend is lactose intolerant. No whey Jose."

"What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au"

"What do you call earrings on a gay man? Queerings"

"What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that."

"I don't use the car horn much but I will frown harshly at bad drivers and I'm pretty sure it fucks up their day."