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Joke of the Day

"What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common? They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums."

"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"

"Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble."

"Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta."

"If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs."

"What does a camera have in common with a condom? They both capture that special moment."

"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."

"How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!"

"I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please. ""Sir, that is a sleeping bag"" *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*"

"Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing."