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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."

"Hey! It's Cyber Monday... a/s/l?"

"I don't know why people are upset about the Florida night club incident. I would love to get free shots at my local bar!"

"Pregnant elephant Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug? A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug."

"Ahhhh, Pawn Stars So, I walk into Rick Harrison pawn shop and I ask, ""Can I have change for a dollar?"" He responds,""I can only do 75."""

"Asian Keanu arrives at party. Asian Keanu gets bored. Asian Keanu Reeves."

"A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my pussy i might get lead poisoning, doctor looked and said ' dont worry it has a rubber on it."

"Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now? Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job."

"its 2013 and mcdonalds still doesnt serve breakfast all day"

"Wanna see an asshole wrapped in plastic? Yeah? Ok, let me see your driver's license. (My buddy's grandpa told me this back in high school the first time I met him.)"