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Joke of the Day

"Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond? He was taking a sheet."

"You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. People who watch football know about them."

"Did you hear about greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"

"What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? A mirage!"

"Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS"

"My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class ""Is it ignorance or apathy?"", he said. Honestly, I don't know and I don't care."

"Which is the most silky planet? Satin!"

"Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called ""Erectile Dysfunction""? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came."

"Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars? A Walken humidor."

"Her: Can I see your phone? Me: Cu-caw! Cu-caw! Cu-caw! **Flaps imaginary wings and flys into another room**"