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Joke of the Day

"Yes I brought my own shot glasses and started a party at my table, but is that really a reason to throw someone out? Worst library ever."

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"My Life I just lost like 500 on betting..What the fuck am i doing with my life"
"When life throws you curveballs, swing at those motherf*ckers like Stevie Wonder with a lightsaber."
"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell"
"Did you hear about the day your parents got married? It was so beautiful even the cake was in teirs."
"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"
"*hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*"
"Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me."
"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"