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Joke of the Day
"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"
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"It turns out the town drunk is an exorcist. Since his last visit, there are no more spirits in the liquor store."
"What's your ringtone? That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown."
"I never believed that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker But when i got home all of the signs were there."
"what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"
"Two things went wrong today 1. My Wife got ran over by a bus 2. I lost my job at the bus company"
"If a woman drinks a glass of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well."
"Thanks autocorrect...clearly ""I am fantasy"" is a better answer than ""fantastic"" when asked how I'm doing..."
"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"