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Joke of the Day

"Children give terrible gifts because they're poor."

"What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes."

"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone under 30 stole a joke from my generation... Then I would be able to afford to fund the pension that the government stole from me."

"Don't forget to insult random strangers on the internet today, morons. <3"

"What do you call a song being played 100 yards away that makes people pass out? Faint music."

"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."

"I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they are using All of them yelled ""get the fuck out of my bathroom you fucking perv!"""

"Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now."

"Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks."

"Sexual Innuendo is really funny until you shove it down someones throat."