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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer."
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"Why should you never disturb a mirror? Because they are always reflecting."
"*ties husband's hands to headboard* *turns out lights* *opens laptop* ""Welcome to my PowerPoint presentation 'Curtains: How About These?'"""
"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."
"What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown Artificial Intelligence"
"Rhetorical questions confuse me If someone asks you something, you're supposed to answer them, right?"
"I'm eating a bottle of glitter so when I get drunk and throw up tonight people will think I'm a unicorn in human form."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records The library lady then told me it was indecent to place my dick in between a book."
"My dentist... has the heart of a lion. ( sitting on his office table)"
"Sally Why did Sally fall off her swing? She got hit by an axe. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally."