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Joke of the Day
"Oh stop it! I'm not superficial. I'm just ficial."
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"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."
"Dealer: You followed? Geologist: No man. Its cool. *dealer opens trenchcoat and metamorphic rocks fall out Geologist: Gneiss... Gneiss"
"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."
"What do thesauruses eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls."
"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... its a start"
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."
"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."
"How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year."
"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."