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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus."
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"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"
"John Lennon: Imagine all the people Me: Ok but this is extremely boring"
"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."
"Where does a powerful king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"My wife has an odd way of starting conversations. She always begin by saying ""Hey, are you even listening?"""
"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."
"Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise? Because they all wear red shirts"
"I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk"
"A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... [And walk out with jawbreakers bigger than their heads!](http://imgur.com/HwGG6mm)"