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Joke of the Day
"If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies He'll be rolling in his grave"
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"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive"
"I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?"
"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
"A tachyon leaves a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"What's the best thing about being named Richard? Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."
"""The Emperor is naked!"" cried a child Silence was the answer. There were only him and Emperor in the bedroom."
"[I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means... [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]"
"What do you call Kosher ice? Iceberg"