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Joke of the Day

"You (drinking coffee): Drugs are bad Me (smugly injecting heroin): Actually, coffee is a drug"

"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."

"I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute."

"So we're all thinking it by this point! Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"

"Apparently the world is run by a secret society of cheese makers. The hallouminati"

"A website that automatically plays music or needs to ""load"" is as outdated & terrible as slavery."

"Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride? Because he didn't mufasa."

"I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!"

"What an age we live in... ... when a family of billionaires moves into government subsidized housing previously occupied by black people."