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Joke of the Day

"I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!"

"Always borrow money from a Pessimist. He won't expect it back."

"Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle"

"What do you call a mexican prostitute? Nach-ho"

"How to stop being intimidated by dates Just think of them as big raisins."

"They call me the weather man Because I say 8 inches, when I meant 2."

"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women..."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"What Is An Doge? much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good"

"It's ironic how the Segway-driving chinese cameraman plowed into the fastest man alive... ...because he ran into a bolt."