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Joke of the Day

"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."

"Why are glasses required to do math? because you need it for davision"

"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"

"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"

"A helicopter crashes in a graveyard... the police recovered 300 bodies."

"What do you call an ill-tempered German? A sour kraut."

"For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her."

"Wanted to respond with ""Perfect!"" but accidentally sent ""Pervert!"" That's my cue to leave. And sorry, Steve, you're probably not a pervert."

"Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too."

"It's Saturday! Go for a walk! Pay your bills! Take up smoking! Shave a loved one! Steal a baby!"