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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"

"My Doctor says I'm a serious alcoholic, but I think I'm more of a funny alcoholic."

"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful restraining order."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer"

"2 eggs were on a frying pan One of them says: ""Gee, it's really hot in here!"" The other egg says: ""HOLY CRAP, A TALKING EGG!"""

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors? They see his AMA and turn off the computer."

"What is the scariest thing to read in braile? ""Do not touch"""

"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."