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Joke of the Day

"So we're all thinking it by this point! Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and out of shape. My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and I'm out of shape. I guess I need some conditioning."

"How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!"

"All good Dick jokes... are well concocted."

"""I am leg end"" - a foot"

"Shock me, say something intelligent."

"I've just ordered a procrastinating blowup doll with real orgasm effect It's coming tomorrow"

"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."

"9 out of 10 dentists will agree to anything you want them to for 100 bucks."

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair"