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Joke of the Day

"A website that automatically plays music or needs to ""load"" is as outdated & terrible as slavery."

"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."

"How did cancer order it's fries? Metastasized."

"Holocaust jokes aren't funny. My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell off of a watch tower."

"How do jews get around town? On penny boards."

"What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."""

"What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island? A *free-for-all-you-can-eat.*"

"My buddy, David, had his ID stolen while on a business trip in Prague... ...now we just have to call him Dav."

"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"

"What did Jeffrey Dahlmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Excuse me are you going to eat that? *Ellen Barken on David Letterman show."